Why are black people so lazy? The answer might surprise you. Both my time and the reader's are short, so I shall dispense with a suitable prologue and get right to the point.
The reason why blacks are so lazy is because they have nothing to prove. Their ancestors invented civilization while Europeans were living in caves. Which people am I speaking of? Well, to name but a few: The Egyptians, the Nubians, the Ethiopians, the Sumerians, the Akkadians, the Assyrians, the Babylonians, the Persians, and many, many more.
I will not deny that the modern-day colonial empires and subsequent commonwealths of Europe are impressive. But virtually all of what they have created has been built upon the shoulders of giants, most of whom were not white. Within the overall context of history, Europe has been about as late to the table as one can come while still expecting a meal. And in the shadow of their accomplishments will forever loom such ancient titans as the Pyramids of Giza, the Temple of Solomon, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, and the Ziggurat of Ur. Doth our lying eyes deceive us? I should think not.
Adolf Hitler has been described by many a historian as having the greatest inferiority complex in all of time. This is because he was tasked with explaining why his people – the "Aryan Master Race" – were superior to all other forms of life, when their actual contributions to humanity had been minuscule at best. In answer to such accusations, he concocted an elaborate tale of a people whose global dominance predated all others: The Long-Lost People of Atlantis, precursors to the modern White Man.
The only problem was that there was no archaeological evidence whatsoever of such a people. The Nazis scoured the globe for the better part of a decade searching for it, only to emerge empty-handed.
That leads us to the nearly inescapable conclusion: that there was no Proto-European global hegemony, and that Civilization as we know it was created in most part by people of color.
So from the vantage point of black men and women, nothing they invent could possibly surpass the accomplishments of those who came before them. Why even try? Simply let the triumphs of the past echo forthwith throughout the annals of time. Anything you contribute would pale by comparison anyways.
And that, dear reader, is why black people are so lazy. That is also why it is not a vice, but rather, a virtue.
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